The shred doesnt clean he sweeps
Kerry king sweats the shred for myspace shots
The shred lives in a house made from mesa cabs
The shred uses dio as an ego box
The shred once told the devil to go to hell
The shred is the worlds highest mountain.. known as mt riffmore
The shred is so metal magnets have a restraining order on him
The shred doesntneed friends he just solos
If your heart beats in breakdowns. the shred invented the breakdown.
The shred steals his own riffs.
The shred wrote stairway to heaven. Once he got there he burn it down.
The shreds bicep cans scare away a shirts sleaves
The shreds dick can suck itself
The shred once had a shark in his mouth.
The shreds shit dont stink. It just riffs
Metalica canceled a recent tour. Due to confliction dates with the shreds spoken word tour.
The shred sells kerry king his unwanted riffs
your mum named her dildo the shred.
The shreds solos can be heard from outterspace
The shreds amp volume goes to infinaty.
The shred can pay 666 notes per second. No more no less.
The shred uses the sun as a pratice space.
The shreds riffs can make the whole world circle pit.
he shred doesnt ride in a tour bus. The bus rides with the shred.
The shreds energy drink may cause bangovers.
The shred gives kerry king guitar lessons. And makes him pay.
The shred only eats mosh potato’s
Forget your sister being a virgin still. The shred already riffed her.
the shreed never gets out of time. Time tries to escape the shred.
The shred can actually riff an axe.
The shreds back up guitar is the best guitar in the world
Zach wyld techs for the shred.
The shred isnt athiest. He belive in himself.
No one can shred more than the shred. Including the shred.
The shred is so hot. Fire is scared
The shred can sweap u off your feet.
The shred can do dive bombs magyver cant defuse.
The shredder on teenage mutant ninja turtles still isnt as metal as the shred.
The shred riffed michael jackson white
The shred can walk on water.
You can buy shares to the shred at shows. He is always selling it.
The shred is the only god. Christians are just scared of his power.
Your sister has posters of the shred on her wall. Thats all he needs to fuck her.
The shred gives freddy krugar nightmares
